It is happening & will be amazing. Homegrown. Camping free. Won’t take much gas. And we build for the future. Hoo - RaY ?
Hold her Newt she’s headin for the alfalfa — the WLR Webb Site is reactivated just in time for M.A.R.S Fest July 18 & 19 and a dip on the 20th. Check out MARSMUSICFEST & MARS Fest on Facebook. More info to come. Oh, and the 29rd Pine Mountain Tacky Lawn Ornament & Pink Flamingo Soiree is Aug 9th (always the Saturday closest to the Fool Moon in August). Stay tuned, I’m going to get the hang of this someday but thoreauly intend to wear it out till I do. Cheers ….. Wiley Quixote
Tacky Lawn Ornament
Pink Flamingo Soiree
August 17th 2013
The Soiree is a Private, Invitation Only, Reunion & Fun(d) Raiser for kind, musical, natural, honest, generous, loving human beans & sharing folks who strive to make the earth a better place
beginning at home
Everyone is welcome to camp. NO DUI Camp Sites abound all over the mountain including the
Henry David Thoreaufare, Moot Point, Stoned Henge, The Din of Iniquity & Sports Bar, Muhammad Alley, Yankee Stadium, the Upper Bottom, Lester’s Flat, Lester’s Flat Jr, Pismo Beach, Tiger Woods, Gump Forest, Spotsylvania, Elmo’s Haven, Rock Bottom
Bring Sham Pain & OJ for The Fling Memorial Mimosa Brunch on Sunday.
The 15th Annual Jerry Garcia Memorial Golf Tournament
With this invitation you may bring guest(s) who agree to buy T-Shirts – You must have an invitation to enter. The Walled In Pond is thoroughly existential
BYOBeverages (NO GLASS) – BYOFlashlights (NO GLASS)
All attendees, by his/her attendance, accept full & total responsibility for any thing good, bad or indifferent that may happen & will not hold WLR responsible for anything & agree to Not bring Refreshing Cold Beverages in GLASS BOTTLES Thank You All
Please bring this year’s suggested Corntribution for us all:
Solar Lights & Flying Kites
Bring a Decorated Flamingo – Win a Trophy (you have to keep the trophy)
Wiley’s Last Resort & Welding Parlor
PO Bx 666 Whitesburg KY 41858 606-633-7006 www.wileyslastresort.com
ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT 1 : NO GLASS. Please help. WLR Recycles & strives to be Barefoot Friendly. Hence, if it can be bought in aluminum or plastic it should be in aluminum or plastic. NO Exceptions. GLASS is harder to Recycle, breaks & is a pain in the butt for the Clean-up. I beseech you to not bring GLASS. If you do you will be charged $ONE Dollar per Bottle. I’ve asked for years, but from now on, this FEE will go to help keep the Soiree happening
ABS IMPORTANT 2 : NO ONE UNDER 21. NO PILLS - NO DRUGS - NO GUNS - NO KIDS –NO DOGS
ABS. IMPORTANT 3 : NO DOGS. WLR has Good Shepherds but they are territorial. A Dog Fight is a terrible thing.
ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT 4 : In the SPIRIT of striving together to make the World & Resort better places, we ask everyone to contribute. Thank you. I am not monetarily a rich man, but to show my appreciation, all attendees may get an R Gipe Original Soiree T-shirt for a mere donation of $35 (or more).
Anyone who does not want a shirt will make a donation of $25 or more. Donations will be accepted Thursday, Friday & Saturday & Year Round. Wrist bands must be worn throughout the Weekend. Gates Close @ 6, No vehicular Traffic after 6. Fair Enough Your help is truly appreciated Wiley Q
Support the Resort! Wiley’s Last Resort,, the Primitive Campground at the End of the Whirled
Intolerance of Any Kind Will Not BeTolerated
Yea verily & forsooth, the invites are in the mail, huzzah, huzzah!!! Except of course for those of you I don’t have up to date addresses for. Remember, this year’s corntribution to the Yard Art Preserves - SOLAR LIGHTS & FLYING KITES. Lester’s Flat Jr awaits
Well, sports fans, MARS Fest 5 was a rousing good time & is over. Now it’s Upward & Onward to the Soiree August 17th. Hope to see all you Friends of the Resort & of the soiree there. It’ll be a goodern. Stay tuned