Well, after much consternation & frustration I can update this thing. Please come to MARS Fest - this is the 2nd one & the music line-up is nothing short of spectacular. If you enjoy the Soiree you’ll love MARS Fest. Special guest will be Kentucky’s Poet Laureate & all around great guy Gurney Norman. A slew of artists will be there and various good groups who are all trying to make the planet a little better. There will be good food concessions, great T-shirts, a silent auction, readings, hikes, swimming, and camping is free. We’ll have Gatewood & his running mate in attendance, the splendor of Kentucky’s second highest mountain & good people. Kids are welcome but please refrain from bringing dogs. The Resort has a stable of 5 dogs including 3 german shepherds and they can be a bit territorial. BYOB, BYOF & F (flashlights and friends). We hope to grow this into one of the finest SMALL festivals in the world. M (Music)- A (Art) - R (Re-Creation) - S (Sustainability) MARS Fest - please join us & help make our corner of the world just a little bit better Ever Upward & Onward to MARS Jim Webb aka Wiley Quixote

I’ve been lost in cyberspace. The Soiree is, of course, on the Saturday closest to the FOOL Moon. Thus this year’s is this weekend Aug 8th. Don’t forget the 2nd Annual MARS Fest (Music-Art-Re-Creation- Sustainabilty) coming up Aug 21 & 22nd at the Resort. It’ll be a dandy - great music, art, poetry, life changing opportunities, nature, hiking & Minnie More. Don’t miss it

Yea verily it is short notice. But better than not being noticed at all. The Resort, due to a conflagration of the stars, will have its first music event of the 2008 season. Batter Recharger from Brooklyn NY and The Mack from Louisville will perform at the Sand Bar & Gorilla on the shore of the Walled In Pond on Saturday April 12th. BYOB, BYOF, BYOF. Camping encouraged. $10 (or more) donation. 633-7006 or 634-3306 for enlightening info.

As always, the Soiree is on the Saturday closest to the Fool Moon in August. This year, Belo and Hold Saturday August 16th is a Fool Moon. Ain’t life grand. This year’s theme: “Signs That Light Up.” Neon, Flo-Rescent, Tavern Rejects, Home-Made, whatever but never stolen. We will light up the universe.

Sinseriously,
Wiley Quixote

Dear hearts, and gentle humans, yea verily and forsooth, it is time to contemplate a new and improved season at everyone’s favorite resort. Since we can’t make it to Lost Wages, we’ll just have to do it here. The first campers, a group from Murray State University on a mission to find destructed mountain tops will be camping at the resort soon. Then we officially inaugurate what promises to be the most spectacular season on Pine Mountain since the Resort’s haydays in the 50’s. On Saturday April 12th, the music begins with “Batter Recharger” featuring Forrest Gray from Brooklyn, New York by way of Clintwood and “The Mack” from Lousiville, KY. Each of these fine groups will be performing at Summit City on Thursday and Friday respectively. All are welcome at the Resort with a $10 or more donation. As always, normal Resort guidelines apply. Everyone is encouraged to camp, BYOB and BYOF (flashlight). We will celebrate the Spring and the beginning of the most auspicious year ever at Wiley’s Last Resort. And, make plans to spend some time at the Resort during the April and May workings. For information, email or call.

Cheers!
Sis Boombah

August 25th, 2007

22nd Pine Mountain Tacky Lawn Ornament & Pink Flamingo Soiree

The Soiree is a Private Gathering of musical, natural, human, honest, generous, kind, sharing who strive to make the earth a better place to be, beginning at home.

A Few Guidelines - Everyone is welcome to camp. NO DUI there are wonderful worlds of places to pitch a tent. Everyone is invited to Marlene & Mary Anne’s Sunday morning dueling Big Skilley Breakfast with Hoot’s & My Skillets. Not to mention The Fling Memorial Mimosa Brunch. Bring sham pain & OJ. The 9th Annual JERRY GARCIA MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT will be held on Saturday afternoon this year on the NEW course @ Lester’s Flat. With this invitation you may bring guest(s) who agree to buy T-shirts. Camping gear - everyone should camp - NO DUI. The Walled In Pond is thoroughly enlightening. Naughtical life available to all. BYOB (NO GLASS) - BYOFF - (Food and Flashlights) Hiking boots- Towels, birthday suits. Intolerance of any kind will not be tolerated.

Bring a Decorated Flamingo - Win a Trophy (you have to keep the trophy)
This year’s suggested corntribution: WIND CHIMES

Wiley’s Last Resort
Top of Pine Mountain
IS 119 (@McDonald’s)
P.O. Box 666
Whitesburg, KY 41858

Home: 606-633-7006
Cell: 606-634-3306