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Pine Mountain

Tacky Lawn Ornament

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Pink Flamingo Soiree

August 17^th 2013

The Soiree is a Private, Invitation Only, Reunion & Fun(d) Raiser for kind, musical, natural, honest, generous, loving human beans & sharing folks who strive to make the earth a better place

beginning at home

Everyone is welcome to camp. NO DUI Camp Sites abound all over the mountain including the

Henry David Thoreaufare, Moot Point, Stoned Henge, The Din of Iniquity & Sports Bar, Muhammad Alley, Yankee Stadium, the Upper Bottom, Lester’s Flat, Lester’s Flat Jr, Pismo Beach, Tiger Woods, Gump Forest, Spotsylvania, Elmo’s Haven, Rock Bottom

Bring Sham Pain & OJ for The Fling Memorial Mimosa Brunch on Sunday.

The 15^th Annual Jerry Garcia Memorial Golf Tournament

With this invitation you may bring guest(s) who agree to buy T-Shirts – You must have an invitation to enter. The Walled In Pond is thoroughly existential

BYOBeverages (NO GLASS) – BYOFlashlights (NO GLASS)

All attendees, by his/her attendance, accept full & total responsibility for any thing good, bad or indifferent that may happen & will not hold WLR responsible for anything & agree to Not bring Refreshing Cold Beverages in GLASS BOTTLES Thank You All

Please bring this year’s suggested Corntribution for us all:

Solar Lights & Flying Kites

Bring a Decorated Flamingo – Win a Trophy (you have to keep the trophy)

Wiley’s Last Resort & Welding Parlor

PO Bx 666 Whitesburg KY 41858 606-633-7006 www.wileyslastresort.com

ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT 1 : NO GLASS. Please help. WLR Recycles & strives to be Barefoot Friendly. Hence, if it can be bought in aluminum or plastic it should be in aluminum or plastic. NO Exceptions. GLASS is harder to Recycle, breaks & is a pain in the butt for the Clean-up. I beseech you to not bring GLASS. If you do you will be charged $ONE Dollar per Bottle. I’ve asked for years, but from now on, this FEE will go to help keep the Soiree happening

ABS IMPORTANT 2 : NO ONE UNDER 21. NO PILLS - NO DRUGS - NO GUNS - NO KIDS –NO DOGS

ABS. IMPORTANT 3 : NO DOGS. WLR has Good Shepherds but they are territorial. A Dog Fight is a terrible thing.

ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT 4 : In the SPIRIT of striving together to make the World & Resort better places, we ask everyone to contribute. Thank you. I am not monetarily a rich man, but to show my appreciation, all attendees may get an R Gipe Original Soiree T-shirt for a mere donation of $35 (or more).

Anyone who does not want a shirt will make a donation of $25 or more. Donations will be accepted Thursday, Friday & Saturday & Year Round. Wrist bands must be worn throughout the Weekend. Gates Close @ 6, No vehicular Traffic after 6. Fair Enough Your help is truly appreciated Wiley Q

Support the Resort! Wiley’s Last Resort,, the Primitive Campground at the End of the Whirled

Intolerance of Any Kind Will Not BeTolerated

Yea verily & forsooth, the invites are in the mail, huzzah, huzzah!!! Except of course for those of you I don’t have up to date addresses for. Remember, this year’s corntribution to the Yard Art Preserves - SOLAR LIGHTS & FLYING KITES. Lester’s Flat Jr awaits

Well, sports fans, MARS Fest 5 was a rousing good time & is over. Now it’s Upward & Onward to the Soiree August 17th. Hope to see all you Friends of the Resort & of the soiree there. It’ll be a goodern. Stay tuned

It worked! After a year, thanks to the sterling efforts of Jared Hamilton and the rescue from the amazing Joe “Blue Man” Burke, we are updating the Webb Site. Huzzah! Huzzah!

Here’s the Flax & Nothing but the Chaff - M.A.R.S Fest (Music - Art - ReCreation - Sustainability) 5 will ring in at Wiley’s Last Resort on the mountain Friday & Saturday August 2nd & 3rd.  The 5th annual M.A.R.S Fest is a Fun(d) Raiser for WMMT, the best radio station in the Whole Wide Whirled.       It’ll be a DANDY.

The music will resound - one of Appalachia’s greatest chroniclers of our human condition, Jay Clark, will return after an excused absence, as will Nashville (& Cowan Creek kin) Guitar Wizard Dave Isaacs (with the DI 3).

After a stunning performance last year, the multitudes have clamored for Luna & The Mountain Jets with the indefatigable Neal Spears and we’ll have an auspicious assemblage of pickin perpetrators beloved by most all, Rich & the Po’ Folks, The Giant Rooster Sideshow, Steve Ruth, The Travelin Snakes, Parker Hobson and the man who not only survived “40 Years in 30 Inch Coal” but powered his “Air Conditioner” with it, Gene Ballou.

Mainstays of the Main Stage at Wiley’s Last Resort, and all time favorites, Foddershock return to remind us all we are dyin to make a livin.  In addition to Minnie More & Open Mike, for the first time ever, Hemphill Native Sonny Houston, the legendary Payroll Boy , will join us  with his musical compadre from Georgia, Larry Germain. We are all Waitin for Brighter Days and The Craig Street Ramblers will be here to help us find them.  The music is home grown & nutritious.  Feel free to partake & bring your instruments.  We will have some home made Jam.

As for Art - we are proud to have the amazing artists of Epi Center Arts creating the Gallery in the Celestial Cabin. Approximately 15 incredible Appalachian artists will have their work on display & for sale. Support our artists. Saturday evening we will have a reception for noted Appalachian artist Jeff Chapman-Crane to honor the incredible M.A.R.S Mosaic at the Sand Bar & Gorilla.

Food will be catered by the Letcher  & Harlan County Chapters of Kentuckians for the Commonwealth. Good grub for one & all.

Artists will be demonstrating, Hikers may be hiking, Swimmers may be swimming, Pedal Boaters may be paddling (?), and everyone is encouraged to camp & enjoy the Resort.  Dream on the Vision Trail.

Only 200 Tickets will be sold. Quality, not quantity so that we will all have the best experience possible. Friday - $20/ Saturday $25/Weekend $35. Camping & Resort access is free. Your support is appreciated.

Check out www.marsmusicfest.com and help us get the word out via Facebook. Thank you for all you do to help make the world & Pine Mountain a better place. Usual Resort Guidelines apply. BYOB. NO GLASS  &, sorry but NO DOGS. Peace, Love, Kindness & Listen to WMMT, the Best Radidio Station in the Whole Wide Whirled           Cheers     Wiley Quixote

M.A.R.S Fest 2013 will be the happening Aug 2 & 3rd 2013

Check out marsmusicfest.com and MARS Fest on facebook. I’ve just gotten back into this after a year & don’t even know if it’ll take so I’m trying to cover this base first.