Yea verily it is short notice. But better than not being noticed at all. The Resort, due to a conflagration of the stars, will have its first music event of the 2008 season. Batter Recharger from Brooklyn NY and The Mack from Louisville will perform at the Sand Bar & Gorilla on the shore of the Walled In Pond on Saturday April 12th. BYOB, BYOF, BYOF. Camping encouraged. $10 (or more) donation. 633-7006 or 634-3306 for enlightening info.

As always, the Soiree is on the Saturday closest to the Fool Moon in August. This year, Belo and Hold Saturday August 16th is a Fool Moon. Ain’t life grand. This year’s theme: “Signs That Light Up.” Neon, Flo-Rescent, Tavern Rejects, Home-Made, whatever but never stolen. We will light up the universe.

Sinseriously,
Wiley Quixote

Dear hearts, and gentle humans, yea verily and forsooth, it is time to contemplate a new and improved season at everyone’s favorite resort. Since we can’t make it to Lost Wages, we’ll just have to do it here. The first campers, a group from Murray State University on a mission to find destructed mountain tops will be camping at the resort soon. Then we officially inaugurate what promises to be the most spectacular season on Pine Mountain since the Resort’s haydays in the 50’s. On Saturday April 12th, the music begins with “Batter Recharger” featuring Forrest Gray from Brooklyn, New York by way of Clintwood and “The Mack” from Lousiville, KY. Each of these fine groups will be performing at Summit City on Thursday and Friday respectively. All are welcome at the Resort with a $10 or more donation. As always, normal Resort guidelines apply. Everyone is encouraged to camp, BYOB and BYOF (flashlight). We will celebrate the Spring and the beginning of the most auspicious year ever at Wiley’s Last Resort. And, make plans to spend some time at the Resort during the April and May workings. For information, email or call.

Cheers!
Sis Boombah

August 25th, 2007

22nd Pine Mountain Tacky Lawn Ornament & Pink Flamingo Soiree

The Soiree is a Private Gathering of musical, natural, human, honest, generous, kind, sharing who strive to make the earth a better place to be, beginning at home.

A Few Guidelines - Everyone is welcome to camp. NO DUI there are wonderful worlds of places to pitch a tent. Everyone is invited to Marlene & Mary Anne’s Sunday morning dueling Big Skilley Breakfast with Hoot’s & My Skillets. Not to mention The Fling Memorial Mimosa Brunch. Bring sham pain & OJ. The 9th Annual JERRY GARCIA MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT will be held on Saturday afternoon this year on the NEW course @ Lester’s Flat. With this invitation you may bring guest(s) who agree to buy T-shirts. Camping gear - everyone should camp - NO DUI. The Walled In Pond is thoroughly enlightening. Naughtical life available to all. BYOB (NO GLASS) - BYOFF - (Food and Flashlights) Hiking boots- Towels, birthday suits. Intolerance of any kind will not be tolerated.

Bring a Decorated Flamingo - Win a Trophy (you have to keep the trophy)
This year’s suggested corntribution: WIND CHIMES

Wiley’s Last Resort
Top of Pine Mountain
IS 119 (@McDonald’s)
P.O. Box 666
Whitesburg, KY 41858

Home: 606-633-7006
Cell: 606-634-3306

Wiley’s Last Resort

The Primitive Campground at the End of the Whirled

www.wileyslastresort.com

Upcoming Events

Friday July 20^th – Films from Appalshop & Bob Gates’ Classic 1978 Strip Mining Film “In Memory of the Land & People”

Saturday July 21st - Save Our Mountaintops Concert

Lee Sexton – The Legendary Drop Thumb Banjo Master

Here for the Long Haul – hard drivin from central Kentucky

Michael & Carrie Kline – from Elkins WV, legendary folk singer/activist of June Appal’s Classic (with Rich Kirby)

You Can’t Put It Back

The ever popular Minnie More & Poetry Too !

A Benefit for KFTC, Mountain Justice Summer &

Wiley’s Last Resort’s Fountain Fund

Saturday July 28^th – 7^th Annual Childrens’ Soiree – Noon to 6

Sunday July 29^th – an afternoon concert with Gravy (from California - playing the night before for the opening of the Summit City Cafe)

Sunday Aug 5^th – Jay Clark & Jimmy Davis – the return to the Resort of these 2 amazing Americana singer/songwriters

Saturday Aug 11^th – WMMT Appreciation Day

Saturday Aug 25^th – The 22th Annual Pine Mountain Tacky Lawn Ornament & Pink Flamingo Soiree (Invitation Only)

Wiley’s Last Resort

A Unique Listening Space & Campground

www.wileyslastresort Pine Mountain

PO Bx 666 Whitesburg KY 41858

Cell 606-634-3306 633-7006

On the Pine Mountain & Vision Trails

Donations of labor, materiel, boats, chairs, help, money, stereo gear, neon signs, lights, ideas, beverages, yard art, tools, windows-stained & regular, golf carts, flamingos, lots of etc’s welcome

Seedtime is happening now and Friday is the big Charlie Louvin and Lee Sexton Concert. Also appearing will be Matt Kinman & the Old Time Serenaders. Saturday will have music all day, films, dancin, food, crafts and all the usual good Seedtime stuff.

The Doug & Telisha Williams concert at the Resort was stunning. They were impressed by the quality of the crowd not by the quantity. Telisha has a hauntingly luscious voice and their version of Long Black Veil is the best I’ve ever heard. Her version of Crazy would have brought tears to Patsy’s eyes.    I welcome any ideas about how to keep the concerts happening. Financially I can’t float them.

Soiree is Aug 25th